Words and phrases possibly used by local weathermen while describing the effects of the first major winter storm on Toronto

  1. “slammed”
  2. “blanketed”
  3. “pummelled”
  4. “dropped the weather bomb on”
  5. “slapped silly”
  6. “body slammed like a little baby”
  7. “took out back to the shed and made a woman out of”
  8. “beat the pretension out of”
  9. “squatted over and squeezed a load on top of”
  10. “turned grown adults into whiny little children”
  11. “converted normally bad drivers into barrelling lethal weapons”

Guess which ones are real and which ones are made up. The answers may (or may not) surprise you.

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