Life in point-form

Just a few things to bide time until a better post comes along:
(because of #1, and because I’m feeling like a rather grumpy old man who doesn’t want to have anything to do with this site right now.)

  1. I’m sick. The flu, I think.
  2. I’m addicted to Fresca.
  3. I’m cranky and tired, and ready for spring to come any day now, thanks.
  4. Renée is sick of seeing exclamation points at the end of sentences!!!
  5. I’m getting really sick of getting email involving poorly spelt, rather violent acts performed on women / horses / children / dogs / pasta pots / toupees / bums / toner cartridges. If you’re going to send me your spam, for god’s sake at least run it through a spellchecker first.
  6. I know, I know, they gotta get around my stone-cold hardcore motherfucker Bayesian filters somehow. Still: Rapps? Nekid? Anale? Yeesh.
  7. Bad coffee in the morning is much, much better than no coffee at all.
  8. I’m really missing my old work cronies these days.

I will write a real post soon. Or not.

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