Okay, this wins the “unintentionally funny” award of the month: Check out the trailer for the new Warner Brothers movie Fear Dot Com. It’s too much.

It’s sad to see the beautiful Natascha McElhone (who was quite good in John Frankenheimer’s Ronin) forced to sprout dreck like, “Every one of these victims died two days to the minute after they logged onto the Fear site!”

It’s got Stephen Dorff (one of the more unfortunately named Hollywood actors)! It’s got the great Udo Kier! It’s got people staring in bewilderment at a Toshiba laptop, and lots of shots of people typing away frantically on keyboards! It’s got dire pronouncements like, “Promise me one thing - that you won’t visit that site.” You know I have to see it.