Born on the Year of Natural Platoon Dumbasses

Of all the stupid, idiotic hacks that have hosed their crappy, boneheaded movies all over the psyche of the modern movie-goer, none come even remotely close to the pretentious, flatulent blowhardedness of Olive Stone. Is there an event that he WON’T piss his ass-headed conspiracies all over? The only person in Hollywood with more conceit and less talent than this guy is that big-haired buffoon Joe Eszterhas. Good lord, don’t get me started.